Tuesday, February 01, 2005

New Plastic is back!

Welcome to the official launch of the New Plastic Weblog, designed carefully to coincide with the long-awaited re-launch of New Plastic Music. There's tons of new content, with more coming, plus improvements, more (and easier) sample contests, and shit you can't even imagine yet because I haven't thought it up. Booyakasha!
The topical content of the weblog, if you care, will roughly restrict itself to the following:

Urban life
Funny shit that happened

As guaranteed earlier it WILL rock your world, if you let it. It's a lot like Def Leppard in that respect. I know that the secret of a good blog is not quality, but quantity and reliability, so you can expect to see new postings three times a week. Once I get going I hope to ramp it up to five. In the meantime, check out the links to the left. If you consume them in just the right proportion (that's one part American Progress to two parts My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable) you can achieve cyberspacial enlightenment...while laughing at karate guys kicking the shit out of each other. By the way, it's not like I made up that formula -- ever heard of a little thing called "kung fu cinema?" Yes, you have. That's right.


Anonymous said...

Saludos! My half-neglected brother Ira and much-neglected sister Frances have alerted me to your weblog, where I am mentioned. This annoys them no end but I for one am delighted. More power to you!


Julia Consuela said...

so you admit to being the def leppard of the blog world?

alek said...

This guy "George" seems way-cool, but I have no idea who he is or where he came from. And why does my weblog annoy his family-members?

Anonymous said...

They're annoyed at finding me not them, yet again, in the limelight. Especially Frances. Who I am? When you've often rhapsodized about me? Now that makes me feel blue, but I'll get over it.


alek said...

ah...i got it. everyone, meet my parents. they're pretending to be george gershwin. resume your business. (rhapsodize, blue...very clever)