riding to work two days ago...

Alek: "So, do you think we need to do that today?"
Camille: "No, it's not necessary."

[pause]

Camille: "It's unecessary."

[pause]

Camille: [quoting] "It's so necessary."
Alek: "..."
Camille: "Did you know I'm Jay-Z?"

[then, in the most surreal moment of my marriage to date...]

Camille: "But you can call me Hova."